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WUMPSCUT THE CAT

My so called indoor life, and Justin my best friend

Name:
Wumpscut


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I am originally from Canada land. I am quite sexy in my new physique as I have lost a considerable amount of weight recently. I was adopted at almost 25 pounds of blood seeking, teeth gnashing frustration, but that was March two years back…. And a lot has changed since then! Before I moved to the United States I had been in many pounds and had been fostered by several different people. I had undergone some extensive surgery and had my tail amputated as well as some lower back disc repair. I had a wonderful man named Sophist once but he was unable to house me as I had an affection for eating his birds. I had been hanging out with the wrong type of crowd, bangles and I learned to hold my own.
That was then, now I live a fast jump and a hop to Portland, and personally I think that I am in a much better place not only physically but emotionally.



I am really not into red meat, I prefer turkey, BBQ salmon or an occasional moth. I spend most of my day laying in sunbeams, hanging out in the computer office, the front window, Justin’s lap, attacking anything that walks by or laying on the white dinning room chair. I am particular about cat nip, it should be cosmic and it a fresh cloth tea bag please.
I mostly enjoy classical music, I am not much for modern day rock, but I do enjoy listening to "Music for Cats" by Cevin Key
Last I am founder and President campaign banning the use of blow-dryers.
Ahhhh
To be a cat. And by the way I am old enough to have my own Journal as I am nearly 56! That is more than 10 human years!






I have been able too, well for the most part, curb my habit of random attack biting and scratching. I have lost 8, yes 8 pounds, and have been both sheared and bathed on a semi regular basis. I rule the house faithfully along with the biggest blue eyes kitty you have ever seen. He is my best friend and he loves me so!! He even has been known to sport an image of me on his soft gray T-shirt. You should check out this link, it is

My favorite cartoon









           
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9 lifetimes, ants, attacking, attacking scissors, b-b-q salmon, bacon, balconies, bast, bathtubs, batting computer fans, batting things, bedding, being an antagonist, being biggest, being curious, being cute, being evil, being fat, being groomed, being held, being invited to dinner, being naughty, being persistent, being petted, being pissy, being spoiled, being told 'no', being touched, being worshiped, bite justin’s belt, biting, biting computer cables, biting the cell phone, biting the groomers, biting the telephone, biting the vets, blankets, bouldering box, bouncing, canned foods, carrot tops, cat doors, catching bugs, catnip, chasing dryer balls, chicken soup, classical music, clawing, clean cat boxes, clean sheets, cosmic catnip, counting cars, cuddling, defying, drawing blood, dreaming, dried roses faucet, drinking from the toilet, ear rubs, eating combs, eating the front rug, escaping, exploring, ferns, fish, flying snacks, fountains, fresh bottled water, frozen soy treats, ghosts, growling, hide and seek, hissing, hissing at dogs, house plants, ice cubes, justin, justin’s computer apprentice, justin’s lap, katylin, laying in mom’s book, laying in sunbeams, leaping, licking myself, liver, love, milk, milk-gallon-rings, mint tea, mounds of food, music, my best friend justin, naps in sunshine, newspaper batting, paper bags, peek-a-boo, playing tag, prowling, puking hair balls, purring, pushing mom, red wine, roof walking, rubbing against things, running a muck, running water, scratching, seafood, shedding, shiny objects, sitting on mom, sky diving from windows, sleeping in the hall, sleeping on clothes, sleeping on pillows, stretching, striking, string, tattooed ears, the computer chair, the front window, toy mice, trader- joe’s-cat-treats, tripping people, tummy rubs, tuna, typing, watching outside, watching rain, wheat grass, white chairs, window beds, windowsills, wisdom, yarn

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